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Some went down to the sea in ships, doing business on the great waters; they saw the deeds of the Lord, his wondrous works in the deep. For he commanded and raised the stormy wind, which lifted up the waves of the sea. They mounted up to heaven; they went down to the depths; their courage melted away in their evil plight; they reeled and staggered like drunken men and were at their wits’ end. Then they cried to the Lord in their trouble, and he delivered them from their distress. He made the storm be still, and the waves of the sea were hushed. Then they were glad that the waters were quiet, and he brought them to their desired haven.
Psalm 107: 23-30

I Like The Navy
A Reflection by VAdm Harold Koenig, USN (Retired)
The Admiral mentions the Mullinnix is his reflections


"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam..."

AND, MJ Foghat saying, "Watch this! I saw this in a cartoon once!"

There is no such thing as an ex-sailor!

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy!!
Just like Boston Legal's Denny Crain...
Click "Denny Crain Wants to Sign Up!" (mpg) To watch video clip

When's the last time you gave a rat's ass about anything? Nope! Barely moved for me either!

Two retired Torpedomen in Charleston were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store, “Torpedoes-R-Us”. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up; waiting for the gilley shipment to arrive.

One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some idiot sailor is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a crusty old retired Navy ET walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick salty accent asked, “What the #*/@ are you sellin’ in here?” One of the Torpedomen replied sarcastically, “We're selling assholes.” Without skipping a beat, the old Navy ET said, “You're doin' well then... only two left!”


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